Today, our box is starting a “Paleo Challenge”. The idea is that for 6 weeks, we will all eat clean and log our meals in expectation of getting more fit for the summer bathing suit season.
I had decided not to do the challenge weeks ago as I have no desire to log what I eat, nor to be held accountable. I have lost 30 lbs, isn’t that enough?
Well, after looking at some pictures at myself in a competition yesterday, I decided that I need to be held accountable for what I eat (and drink).
So what is Paleo you ask?
Simply put, if you can eat it in its raw state, or if you can hunt it with a spear, you can eat it. As Steve (Chucker) says, “If it tastes good or if man made it, spit it out.” Sage advice from a 6’4″ beanpole of a man who apparently has no taste buds except on Tuesdays when it is perfectly acceptable to inhale donuts and Oreo Golden Originals.
Fortunately, I pretty much eat meat, veggies and fruit on a regular basis. It’s the tortilla chips and the cold beverages that accompany them that might slow me down. (And Alicia Moore’s Mac and Cheese).
I apologize in advance to all of the ladies in the challenge who have a pound or two to lose before bikini season. A big man is stepping up and I assure you I could lose YOUR WHOLE BODYWEIGHT and still be bigger than Weaver.
I have 78 steaks in the freezer and am ready to get at it. See you at 3 pm for the weigh in…I’ll bring the Krispy Kremes.